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Are home inspectors interchangeable?

I’m the creator of housecatreports.com, a checklist of 1,400+ actions and report statements for inspectors and a collection of sample inspection reports. A lot of inspectors just buy the statements that appear in their reports from other inspectors, forgoing the education they’d get by writing them.

I continually get the best instruction I can find:

I graduated with honors from a department of mechanical engineering that was ranked among the top ten in the country by U. S. News & World Report and then worked as an engineer. You don’t need to know engineering to inspect homes, but an engineering background, in my experience, helps instill the discipline to research problems and not take things for granted.

I renovated and sold houses before becoming a home inspector.

Sample report: PDF HTML

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If you’re not satisfied with my work, I will refund the fee.

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Home inspector license: TREC #25874
Wood-destroying insect license: TDA #0939984; WDI Science TPCL #925450